10 ways to survive the Tony Abbott years | Ben Pobjie | Comment is free | theguardian.com
1. Look at Tony Abbott’s positive attributes
For one thing, we will have the fittest prime minister ever, which I think will really be an inspiration to our millions of fat children. Also, the election of the hated Abbott has saved us from the prime ministership of the hated Rudd, who saved us from the hated Gillard, who saved us from the hated Rudd, who saved us from the hated Howard. What I’m saying is, no matter how bad our current prime minister seems, it’s important to remember that we aren’t very good judges, so keep your chin up.
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